inferiarecoming: (growing up cullen // omg so crude)
inferiarecoming ([personal profile] inferiarecoming) wrote2011-08-19 04:54 pm

so I'm chilling with Emma

And after having a grand old time singing along to Nicki Minaj (using my crutches as microphones), we started talking about Twilight fanfiction (specifically, why a certain Big Bang had so many Carlisle/Edward pairings) and Emma decided that we needed to write a Twilight fanfiction of our own. Here are her suggestions:

"Okay. So there's Jasper and Rosalie and Emmett. And there's a love triangle. And Jasper and Rosalie are together. AND THEN EMMETT KILLS THEM."


"OR. Rosalie and Jacob are having like. hate-sex, and Rosalie's really into him,  but he's a little in love with Bella still. And Bella and Edward are together. AND THEN ROSALIE KILLS THEM."


She's got a bit of a one-track mind, as you can see :P She seems pretty keen, so keep your eyes out for "EMMETT/ROSALIE KILLS THEM!" the hot new Twilight fanfic!

[identity profile] the-angry-pixie.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
hahahaha.

if you could incorporate Charlie giving a "fuck this shit" roll of the eyes and knocking people off with his shotgun it would be perfect.

;)

[identity profile] amethysth.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not a fan of Twilight, but rofl, those sound awesome. I'd totally read that if it were a fic!